Saturday night was one of the longest of my life. This may sound dramatic, but it's true. I was in my hometown on Saturday when I started feeling my stomach rumble. I hurried up and packed the kids in the car and headed home as I didn't want to repeat the incident at Thanksgiving! (I got sick in the car on the way home from Centralia-seriously one minute from home after an hour and a half in the car) Luckily history did not repeat itself and I did make it home. To put it nicely, I had one heck of an attack on my digestive track that lasted all through the night. Luckily by the Sunday morning the worst had past.
Nate put the kids to bed at Saturday night and I could hear what was going on through the monitor and even in my agony it made me laugh. Typical Gager. It went something like this.
Gage: What's wrong with Momma?
Nate: She's sick.
G: Why?
N: She caught a bug.
G. What kind of bug?
N: A germ bug.
G: Where did she catch it at?
N: I don't know.
G: Where is it?
N: I don't know.
G: Where is it?
N: I DON'T KNOW
G: But where is it?
N: ::Sigh:: In the house.
(At this point I am imagining the look on Gage's face, probably horrified)
Gage: How big is it?
N: It's really little
G: Is it this big?
N: Smaller.
G: This big?
N: Smaller.
G: This big?
N: It's so small we can't even see it with our eyes.
G: Oh, this big.
N: Gage, we CAN'T see it.
A little silence................
Gage: Oh. Where is it?
Anyway, I'm feeling much better today, but certainly not great. And at the moment I am trying to figure out how to get into my bedroom because Kyah locked the door and shut it behind her. Great huh. Especially since I haven't showered in two days and would really like to and I'm in my pajamas still. Ohhhhhh dear. I hope no one comes to visit. Sorry if this post has been a little graphic. I tried to keep it calm.